1. mary jane didn’t get thrown from a bridge by the green goblin, gwen stacy did. and gwen stacy didn’t survive.

2. getting buff and not needing your glasses anymore doesn’t make up for doing Seabiscuit. read the scripts before you agree to star in them. here’s a clue to help with picking out future movie projects. if you find out that jeff bridges is attached to it, then chances are it is not, i repeat not, going to be a "classic", or even good.

3. stephen king. i know he doesn’t have anything to do with the first spider-man movie, but i just really hate this guy. he wrote a book on how to write books. and then he wrote from a buick 8, thereby finishing the project of fully discrediting his entire body of work, a project he started with the mega-hit cujo.

4. seriously, the green goblin threw gwen stacy from the bridge, not mary jane. and she died. how could you get that wrong?

5. wolverine wasn’t in it.