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12.21.2007: conversations with smoot
12.12.2007: awesome mix tape podcast
11.17.2007: am i the anti-charm?
11.08.2007: four letter words
10.04.2007: presidential fun facts
09.21.2007: a fistful of breakfast
09.07.2007: 2007 viking of the year
09.06.2007: 2007 nfl predictions
07.17.2007: i hate espn
07.16.2007: spider-man & i
07.15.2007: fantastic four 2
07.08.2007: transformers
07.07.2007: spider-man & i
07.06.2007: spider-man & i
03.02.2007: conversations with smoot
01.25.2007: 2007 dead pool
11.21.2006: good samaritan
11.10.2006: paul is dead
11.02.2006: worm 11 political ad
10.25.2006: where's my mix tape
09.22.2006: fictional trivia about snl
09.15.2006: heinous used for good
09.13.2006: breaking up with charlize
09.13.2006: battlefield earth
09.05.2006: willie offord tree
09.05.2006: 2006 viking of the year
09.03.2006: foodtopia
08.04.2006: cat borne parasite
08.01.2006: short bus
07.21.2006: greatest game never played
07.11.2006: ode to west virginia
07.07.2006: football movies
06.29.2006: flavor country
03.10.2006: fistful of fortune cookies
03.01.2006: occupancy fee
02.14.2006: f valentine's day?
02.02.2006: integrity?
01.20.2006: embracing your inner g
01.06.2006: 2006 dead pool
11.04.2005: what if jay-z
10.27.2005: 10 punches, 1 drink
09.15.2005: viking lucky charms contest
09.09.2005: 2005 viking of the year
08.14.2005: swirling
08.14.2005: birthday card
08.14.2005: last stand of an american
02.14.2005: st. valentine adventures
07.30.2004: 2004 viking of the year
07.09.2004: for molly
07.09.2004: mr c
07.09.2004: the asshole
07.09.2004: the couch
07.09.2004: vincenti
07.09.2004: the phone talks to me
07.09.2004: warm apple pie
07.09.2004: i used to be vanilla ice
10.21.2003: 2003 viking of the year
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a great man once said, "i'd rather be watching a movie than watching the boob tube or youtube." well he never saw these clunkers... p.s. i may be that great man.

01.11.2008: i call mr movies
10.04.2007: national tresure 2: book of secrets: preview
07.15.2007: fantastic four: rise of the silver surfer
07.08.2007: trasformers
09.13.2006: several points of contention with the film battlefield earth
07.07.2006: football movies: vote early, vote often
05.30.2006: x-men 3
05.08.2006: mission impossible 3
08.02.2005: wedding crashers
07.14.2005: dark water
07.12.2005: batman begins
07.12.2005: fantastic four
07.06.2005: cinderella man
07.05.2005: war of the worlds
06.03.2005: sith spoilers
06.03.2005: kung fu hustle
03.17.2005: lucas fan on e3
02.21.2005: constantine
07.10.2004: major hollywood productions that kill off the only, or only important, black character in the film

For some reason I am obsessed with the movie The Core. Not even really the movie, just the end and what happens after the movie is finished. I actually rented this on the hotel TV when we were in Germany. Apparently, when you rent one movie, you get the whole pay-per-view package, because underboss and I also watched some German industrial porn that came with our purchase. There were smokestacks, lights flashing on and off, and a naked man wearing red paint with devil horns sticking his tongue out, all the while Ministry or some such band played in the background. Excellent.

07.09.2004: the core - alternate ending 1
07.09.2004: the core - alternate ending 2

06.28.2004: spider man I - reviewed
02.10.2003: why i hate daredevil!