1. "I need hardly tell you what closing the book such a heinous felon would do for your career…"

-Hitman #9

Hitman, one of the best comic book series of all time. Tommy Monaghan is one of the greatest, uh, super-powered individuals of all time, and in a bout of brilliance, Garth Ennis created and used him to insult everything everyone holds dear about comic book superheroes, without being incredibly insulting. Quite Possibly the most brilliant writing in comic book history, even if it’s not the best.

2. "John Travolta’s performance in the film "Battlefield Earth" was completely heinous."

-Jeremy Bishop, yesterday, to himself

Seriously, people need to know about this. I don’t want anyone to suffer the way that I did, and I even include Rob Leifeld in that category. Don’t get me wrong, I want Rob Leifeld to suffer, but I don’t want him to watch "Battlefield Earth". Ever.

3. "Heinous!"

-"Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure" as well as "Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey"

Come on, we’re kids of the nineties. And the eighties. We’re the Mtv generation? Who cares, these are still great movies.

4. “Amy Grant’s album “Unguarded” is totally the farthest thing from heinous. Totally.”

-Peter Martin, sometime last year

I don’t know. The guy bought a pink Taurus once, there’s not a lot I can do for him.

5. "Jeremy Bishop’s grammar skills are heinous, especially when it comes to distinguishing between movie titles and album titles. It’s like the guy has no training in the English language whatsoever. It’s totally heinous."

-Jeremy Bishop, minutes before this entry was posted

What can is say? At least he got heinous in there twice, right?