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2007 VOTY - And then there were two by worm 4
Troy "Left Eye" Williamson
Position: Wide Receiver
College Mascot: "Game Cock"
Personal Kryptonite: Looking over shoulder, touching thumb to pinky.
Post-NFL career success of namesake: Fred "The Hammer" Williamson put together an impressive career both on film and behind the camera. Most notably as "Spearchucker" Jones in MASH and as, I assume, some vampire in From Dusk TIll Dawn.
Theme Song: (Sung to tune of "Ain't 2 Proud 2 Beg")
When I'm playin on a Sunday or on a Monday Night, I ain't too proud to gag.
When the pass's lookin strong and i'm tryin'a run it down, I ain't too proud to gag.
25 to 50 yards, wide open or well covered, I ain't too proud to gag.
I wanna catch the ball and gain some yards but these lobster claws make it hard, I ain't too proud, ain't too proud to gag.
Sidney "Chocolate Rain" Rice
Position: Wide Receiver
College Mascot: "Game Cock"
Personal Kryptonite: breathing while upright, showering with other men.
Post-NFL career success of namesake: Jerry Rice followed up his Hall-of-Fame career by competing on ABC's Dancing with the Stars. You know, most former athletes get commentator jobs. I'm just sayin...
Theme Song: (Sung to tune of, duh, "Chocolate Rain")
Chocolate Rain,
Go across the middle without fear of pain, Chocolate rain
Your teams' Safety holds me in much disdain, Chocolate rain
I love Hot Pockets but my shirt usually gets a stain, Chocolate rain
Squirrels learn to row a boat in vain, Chocolate rain
Whoever invented the coaster must be insane, Chocolate rain
(editor's note: it just deteriorates from there)
So that's that. Vote early and often. Winner to be announced Friday September 7th, unless I'm too busy at work, then it'll be Saturday.
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