What if jay-z worked at a credit union? by worm 3

Thank you for calling may I help you please?
I understand that you suffer from a social disease-

Your money's all gone before it hits the bank
Because new car and clothes helps you chase that stank.

I can reverse that fee if you can pay your bill
On time for a change but I don't think that you will-

So go on with your bad ass, in that fat ass lex
But don't be mad when the repo man comes to collect.

Thank you for calling, who's this on my line?
I see your bills are paid and you're doing fine-

You've got Gs in the bank and money to stack
But that fur coat you charged must have set you back-

Now you can't buy food cuz your card's maxed out
And can't get the increase that you're asking about.

You can call me a jerk, but it's your priorities I think,
But in the meantime I hope you can eat that mink.