minnsville by worm 2 & nofx

there's a place where some of us choose to live
a gated community cops can't come in
a neighborhood for punks over the hill
we're spendin' our golden years in [minnsville]
we can do whatever we want whenever we please
there's always a keg of beer and a block of cheese
we got pinball, asteroids, space invaders, and missile command

we will grow old together we will play bridge and texas hold 'em
[sink and schmaltzy] they still skateboard
but most of us lawn bowl and shuffleboard
we may be getting ripe but we ain't bored

we got a blackboard with some rules and laws
{jefe's} got an 18 car garage most the cars are smashed, but so is [bishop]
twice a week on karaoke night
[old man] lives next door to me
[short bus and abby] head security
at the end of my cul de sac
[johnny a's] house is painted black

we will grow old and fatter
we got our ville so what else matters?
[kluber, shooter, and hoothie] are staying up
[mikey, stone, and sparkey] are passing out
when [minnesota] sinks we're all goin' down