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04.28.2008: no time for tv scripts

04.17.2008: awesome mix tape podcast

01.11.2008: mr movies

01.05.2008: 2008 dead pool

12.21.2007: conversations with smoot

12.12.2007: awesome mix tape podcast

11.17.2007: am i the anti-charm?

11.08.2007: four letter words

10.04.2007: presidential fun facts

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09.21.2007: a fistful of breakfast

09.07.2007: 2007 viking of the year

09.06.2007: 2007 nfl predictions

08.21.2007: awesome mix tape podcast

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07.17.2007: i hate espn

07.16.2007: spider-man & i

07.15.2007: fantastic four 2

07.08.2007: transformers

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09.15.2006: heinous used for good

09.13.2006: breaking up with charlize

09.13.2006: battlefield earth

09.05.2006: willie offord tree

09.05.2006: 2006 viking of the year

09.03.2006: foodtopia

08.04.2006: cat borne parasite

08.01.2006: short bus

07.21.2006: greatest game never played

07.11.2006: ode to west virginia

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06.29.2006: flavor country

03.10.2006: fistful of fortune cookies

03.01.2006: occupancy fee

02.14.2006: f valentine's day?

02.02.2006: integrity?

01.20.2006: embracing your inner g

01.06.2006: 2006 dead pool

11.04.2005: what if jay-z

10.27.2005: 10 punches, 1 drink

09.15.2005: viking lucky charm contest

09.09.2005: 2005 viking of the year

08.14.2005: swirling

08.14.2005: birthday card

08.14.2005: last stand of an american

02.14.2005: st. valentine adventures

07.30.2004: 2004 viking of the year

07.09.2004: for molly

07.09.2004: mr c

07.09.2004: the asshole

07.09.2004: the couch

07.09.2004: vincenti

07.09.2004: the phone talks to me

07.09.2004: warm apple pie

07.09.2004: i used to be vanilla ice

10.21.2003: 2003 viking of the year

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the journal of Patrick, a guy who doesn't realize he is saving his journal on the shared network in the office.

09.03.2006: foodtopia

03.09.2005: obssesive-compulsive?

03.08.2005: a thoroughly uninteresting history of my experiences with water at the office

03.07.2005: rainy days and mondays always get me down...