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date: wed, 20 dec 2000 10:57:21 -0600
from: gooch
to: associates@everyoneiknowwithanemailaddress.com
subject: what a great day...
 
    People, I just want to explain why I might be getting a little teary eyed soon. You see, every month we have an employee recognition party, and I was put on the group to choose and bring the food for this month. As we tossed around ideas for this party two weeks ago, one seemed to stick-a mid afternoon snack food conglomeration. As we neared decision time for our food theme, we stuck with that idea. But then we had to decide what to bring. "I'll bring bread and cheese dip" Barb said. "I can bring a meat and cheese tray, along with some punch" Lois said. "Michelle then chimed in that she would bring a nice dessert platter. "What should I bring?" I said. "How about cocktail weenies?" they all chimed in. "Sure," I said, "I love those things."

    Now fast forward to today. At two o'clock this afternoon, we are having our little recognition party upstairs in Conference room one, the one with the view over the whole office. In preparation for that get together, the cocktail weenies have to be cooked in a crock pot several hours before-all 200 of them. And do you know where that crock pot is right now boys and girls? Thats right, two feet to my left in my cube until serving time is up. And do you know what else? No one will know the difference between 200 and 180 cocktail weenies, especially after eating lunch. It is this prospect that has brought those aformentioned tears to my eyes. Thank you all for your time. You have been great companions who helped me get to where I am now...in a cube with 200 cocktail weenies. I will end this with a quote from long ago..."I am going to hit that cocktail weenie action."

-gooch