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Q2. who do these worms think they are?
Q3. i love witlessworm.com how can i spead the word?

A1. witlessworm.com started from humble beginnings...

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date: monday, october 01, 2001 2:56 pm
from: worm 1
to: worm2
subject:a blast from the past

worm 2,

i almost completely forgot. what do you think about doing a website together? we had talked a little end of last month about it. what say you to meeting up and discussing further? would you be interested? we can talk more about what we'd like to do if you're interested. i don't know the programming side at all, but i'm teachable and if you have any books i could start reading i'll do my best. let me know if i should pick up html for dummies.

worm 1

date: wednesday, october 03, 2001 10:32 am
from: worm 2
to: worm 1
subject: re: blast from the past

worm 1,

sorry for not getting back to you sooner...its been hectic at work the past few weeks. wait i don't have a job right now. so i'm not sure what i've been doing with my time. anyway, i do think it would be fun to do a website of some kind. it takes some time to come up with ideas, layout and graphics. graphics are the hardest for me...i'm not very artistic. who am i kidding i'm not very creative either. i mean, have you seen my other site? fugly.

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date: friday, october 05, 2001 12:50 am
from: worm 1
to: worm 2
subject: re: re: blast from the past

worm 2,

i've got some creative design ideas for the website, just not the know how on actually getting the site to work. we're like a match made in heaven. have i ever mentioned i love the show 7th Heaven?

worm 1

date: sunday, october 07, 2001 8:32 am
from: worm 1
to: worm 2
subject: re: re: blast from the past

worm 1,

7th Heaven huh? never seen it, sorry. well, let me try some things and i'll get back to you. then we'll have something more concrete to talk about. until next time, bat fans!

worm 2

date: saturday, december 22, 2001 10:51 am
from: worm 2
to: worm 1
subject: re: re: re: blast from the past

worm 1,

well, it's done. check it out. witlessworm.com. it took some time but i'm pretty happy with the results. it's pretty static, right now, mostly my old site with some of your writing thrown into the mix. but i know it will change over time and even evolve into a something bigger and better. maybe later we'll even add more worms. who knows? the sky's the limit. right? let's just make sure edgar doesn't know about it for a couple of years. otherwise, he's going to try and run everything. ok? sweet deal.

worm 2

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